making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020
Get the dirty fruit saladmug. A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
by Greyman63 June 17, 2019
Get the Fucking fruit saladmug. Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts
by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019
Get the Salad tossing kneesmug. The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.
by Crank fucker June 18, 2021
Get the San Francisco Saladmug. A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).
by hwcdesign October 21, 2014
Get the toledo tossed saladmug. by Kelsyo January 17, 2017
Get the rock my saladmug. A salad made with Romaine lettuce leaves that has been fermented, deep inside the anal cavity, for several weeks. Will have the nice smell and texture of fresh salmon. Made famous by, The Canadian Young Pope.
Good day you Hoser, you want to try some of my Nova Scotia salad?
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!
by Anal OPA April 23, 2018
Get the Nova Scotia saladmug.