chode bitch

refers any person 5'2" (≈157 cm) or under who is annoying as fuck and usually uses their height as a personality trait which is mad embarrassing bc they're short
yo this chode bitch finna get us carded at the club
by tranquillacontequila December 6, 2021
mugGet the chode bitchmug.

Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.
Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'
by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it
They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
mugGet the chode a lay hey whomug.

Chode

Melania puts up with his chode because he's got lots of money.
Trump slapped a 50% tariff on Botswana for them making fun of his chode.
Trump's chode overpowered Biden's old milgate winky in the debate.
by An old fart May 22, 2025
mugGet the Chodemug.

Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode: A chode that is insignificantly puny, so the possessor has no excessive need for validation.
Beta: Hey, Sigma, your Sigma Chode is showing out of your trousers.
Sigma: *Mogs showing Sigma Chode*
Beta: Damn, I didn't know you were chill like that.
Beta: *daps up Sigma Chode*
by SigmaChode3D March 12, 2024
mugGet the Sigma Chodemug.

chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.
My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020
mugGet the chernobyl chodemug.

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