God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
by sereklsj March 11, 2022
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eat what you kill

noun:
To earn a living or make $$ by doing your things on your own; syn to be self employed
or
To work on a commission only basis with no salary

most common: Slang = to earn your keep
The computer sales business is "eat what you kill".
I run my own business so it is "eat what you kill".
If Jayson wants to work here much longer he is gonna have to eat what he kills.
by JTH13 May 28, 2008
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kill the baby sell the blood

Get yo doe. Slang for don't take shit from nobody.
Homeless guy One: Don't let him disrespect yo, nigga.
Homeless guy Two: Kill the baby sell the blood.
Homeless guy Three: *Picks up chicken off the sidewalk*
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Kill a gay people day

Kill a gay people day is on march 20, in kill a gay people day, everyone is allowed kill lgbtq supporters and lgbtq people
Hey man its Kill a gay people day!! lets beat up some gay people!
by REAL_FR March 29, 2023
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team killing fuck tard

a team killer "in halo, cs,ect frist person shooters"
kills team mate's too often...
"a dumb-ass"
invented by red vs blue
killing any team members and or themself.
you killed the whole team, "you team killing fuck tard"
by juutin June 19, 2006
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eat what you kill

proverb:
A hunting policy or gun-ownership policy opposite of hunting for sport. Meaning that you should kill only to eat, or that you should never waste the meat of an animal you've killed.
or
A commandment to live by regarding taking responsibility for your actions. As in "you killed it, now you'd better cook it and eat it".
or
A path to gaining power. Ancient peoples sometimes believed that by eating an animal, one could absorb that animal's strength, agility, cunning, or general power. But only the one who slays the animal. In this case, "eat what you kill" refers to the ultimate triumph over a worthy opponent or conquest. Competition between corporations sometimes leads to mergers where the more successful company acquires and absorbs the less successful competitor - ie. how AT&T attempted to acquire T-Mobile.
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An expression meaning "leave no trace". As in, a trail of dead bodies could give away the retreating path of a fugitive - so in the event you don't want to be followed, don't leave any dead bodies behind you along the way. Only a super bad ass would eat what he kills, and leave no trace.
You wanna make it in this world? Eat what you kill.

To get out of this jungle, we're gonna have to eat what we kill.

This gun is not a toy. I'll teach you to use it, but once I do you'd better be prepared to eat what you kill.

It's dog eat dog, yo. Eat what you kill!
by criticalmass March 14, 2012
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