by TurtleLockJaw December 28, 2008
Get the Crackberry Syndrome mug.A very debilitating state of mind where the person believes that he/she is popular or well liked by people, even though they are morbidly obese and extremely obnoxious. This person will do almost anything to make themselves seem cool to others, which usually ends up making the victim look like a loser. Symptoms include, posting picture of you "smoking weed" (when it is actually your vaporizer, constantly stalking people to "hang out" with them, and being nice to pretty girls and expecting to get laid because of this.
Oh no, it looks like Jimmy has developed Phatass Syndrome and won't stop texting my girl, I guess i'm going to have to beat his ass.
by The Commision69 April 1, 2015
Get the Phatass Syndrome mug.A mental illness found in Brentwood Highschool Students. Symptoms include stupidity, retardation, irritable bowels, constant robbery, and unfunny stunts.
Me: let's go up on that stage and slap each other.
Someone else: bro, you've got a bad case of Brentwood Syndrome
Someone else: bro, you've got a bad case of Brentwood Syndrome
by LaggyGames July 25, 2019
Get the Brentwood Syndrome mug.A phenomenon in competitive online MOBA/team-based FPS gaming in which average rank (i.e. Silver/Gold/Plat) have big ambitions to learn the strategies and compositions of high-rank and pro players, but are in their rank due to not being refined in the fundamental aspects of the game. This includes:
* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
Gold Player: "You won't ever get better at the game if you keep using off-meta characters"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
by jakk765 April 23, 2019
Get the Jayne Syndrome mug.the Rman syndrome is a syndrome where the victim repeatedly unintentionally misread, misspell, or miswrite, which causes misunderstandings.
by Rm4n December 29, 2018
Get the Rman syndrome mug.When an adolescent male fails to maintain an erection whilst chopping a lady due to extreme consumption of Tennents and being regularly alphad my other males
Did you here about Joe? He couldn’t follow through after taking his girlfriend home. He had Whittle Syndrome
by The King Prawn June 1, 2021
Get the Whittle Syndrome mug.Feras syndrome also reffered to as crackheadness is an extremely scarce form of a mental disorder. The patients that suffer from it would reffer to it as ADHD, however that is one of the symptoms along with many others such as: Delusional behavior and thoughts, craving for any form of smoke that could enter your lungs, severe addiction, uncontrollable talking about anything, horrendous laughing, and inevitable unibrows. (Some cases may include hash stuck inside fingernails, talking about being from Baalbek when no one gives a shit, and horrible breath). They are also reffered to as the creatures of the united eyebrow kingdom.
Doctor: I sincerely apologise ma’am. The disorder is way worse that we have thought it would be.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean?
Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.
Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.
Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.
Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.
Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*
Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.
Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*
Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean?
Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.
Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.
Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.
Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.
Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*
Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.
Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*
Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.
by LingLing Wan July 1, 2020
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