a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately
Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
by anonymous April 3, 2022
Get the Two pot nightmug. by Topgun024 June 9, 2018
Get the Nug Potmug. A poker term used for the restriction of betting. In Pot Limit, the biggest bet or raise may only match the current pot size, as opposed to No Limit, where the range of betting is unlimited.
For example, if there are 30 chips in the pot when Player A decides to bet, the most he can bet is another 30 chips. If Player B decided to raise, he would call the 30 from Player A (bringing the pot to 90), and could raise up to 90 more (This is because whenever someone raises in any form of poker, the raised amount includes the call of the original bet/raise with an extra amount on top).
The most common forms of poker played Pot Limit are Omaha and Five Card Draw, and occasionally Texas Hold 'em.
For example, if there are 30 chips in the pot when Player A decides to bet, the most he can bet is another 30 chips. If Player B decided to raise, he would call the 30 from Player A (bringing the pot to 90), and could raise up to 90 more (This is because whenever someone raises in any form of poker, the raised amount includes the call of the original bet/raise with an extra amount on top).
The most common forms of poker played Pot Limit are Omaha and Five Card Draw, and occasionally Texas Hold 'em.
"Scott was so embarrassed when he repeatedly tried to go all in on small pots and forgot that he was playing Pot Limit instead of No Limit."
by Wilkin April 15, 2008
Get the pot limitmug. Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.
by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010
Get the Penny Pot Poormug. Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
Get the Hot Pot Centralmug. They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?
What?
Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
What?
Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020
Get the Pot Noodle Familymug. A group activity in which you drill multiple holes in a pot and have men stick there dick inside the pot.
At this point, the jerker sticks there hand in the pot and randomly selects a cock in the pot and begins jerkering it.
The pot luck player that gets nut on their cock is out.
The final round consist of two men tip to tip. The jerker lubes their hand and uses and single motion to jerk both cocks. The first to nut wins.
( Use competitive sized pot)
At this point, the jerker sticks there hand in the pot and randomly selects a cock in the pot and begins jerkering it.
The pot luck player that gets nut on their cock is out.
The final round consist of two men tip to tip. The jerker lubes their hand and uses and single motion to jerk both cocks. The first to nut wins.
( Use competitive sized pot)
Hey guys, let's go pot luck
Hopefully I get lucky in pot luck tonight
Head over to Jason's, he is throwing a pot luck
I came last in pot luck, shit
Damm cleaning up after pot luck last night was rough man
Hopefully I get lucky in pot luck tonight
Head over to Jason's, he is throwing a pot luck
I came last in pot luck, shit
Damm cleaning up after pot luck last night was rough man
by Jordan reals April 30, 2024
Get the Pot luckmug.