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Parker Pump

Omg its parker pump he gets all the girls!
by AmusingGoggles February 5, 2021
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MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.
Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
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Prime the pump

When a woman puts a condom on male genitalia before having sex.
Every good love should know how to prime the pump.
by Skegle king March 13, 2023
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Lil Pump

a rainbow mop that thinks they can rap
i fucking lost brain cells listening to Lil Pumps new song
by jakeiscool69 August 2, 2020
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Pump the jab

A term relating to combat fighting in which you are constantly punching with your lead hand over and over again.
"My coach told me I need to pump the jab more so I can do more damage to my opponent."
by Jkjam01 September 8, 2025
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Lil Pump

Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye lil pump lil pump EEEEEESKETIT!!!!!!!!
by Jenandofi May 20, 2018
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triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)
when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔
by kribba April 18, 2024
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