the smol and short jelly

This is me.

Hi I'm The Smol And Short Jelly on the urban dictionary

by The Smol And Short Jelly May 27, 2022

Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....

by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

Unass the short!

To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.

This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!

by BlackMeathammer June 12, 2018

Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.

Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!

by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019

Short

Having a lack of sleep; as your spine elongates as you sleep, reversing the effects of gravity on your spine.
If you don't sleep enough your spine will have less time to stretch out and be more compressed when you wake up then if you slept a full length

"ya man I showed up short to that exam"

by Edward Shakespeare May 23, 2022

Short Feather

A super cool person

Wow, she's such a short feather

by superchill12345 April 8, 2023

Tepee short of a Wigwam

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017