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June May

'Model-like' girl which will blow your mind with her extreme retardation and bimbotic-ness. She is short, so short you can't possibly see her right under your nose.

Her best comeback is "shut up!", which is the only comeback she knows. Other stuff she does is pretty much retarded.
Don't call me a June May, you retard!
by abuDan April 26, 2012
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June

A month in which you appreciate a girl named ashley
Person :it’s June bro get yo girl

Other person :oh yeah it’s Ashley appreciation month
by Hot girl Jessica May 12, 2021
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june 19th 2021

official Make Your Friend's Nephew Watch Evangelion With You day. if you missed it that's a shame
hey what were you doing june 19th 2021

celebrating Make Your Friend's Nephew Watch Evangelion With You Day
by Londylouwho May 15, 2022
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June 23rd

National don't smoke weed day. If you smoke weed your a weedtard.
If you smoke weed during june 23rd you like bug oily men.
by Big.oily.men.toes June 23, 2022
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June 3

Also know as my birthday! I’m super excited because it’s coming up soon! A lot of my friends and family did forget my birthday tho…It’s ok! I guess…
Hey guys what day is it today?”
It’s Tuesday June 3”
“What are you guys saying?! It’s her birthday!”
:(
by JustARandomPersom April 23, 2025
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June 12th

National Disc Golfing day. Take ur lady out and love in nature.
“It’s June 12th, let’s go disc golfing and love in nature!”
by cakebaby02 June 12, 2022
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June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
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