Dude on phone: Hey... Did I just hear you flush the toilet?
Man: Ha yea, Had shrimp for dinner and i'm making seconds.
Man: Ha yea, Had shrimp for dinner and i'm making seconds.
by sweetevil28 April 19, 2011

"17 second country" or "17 second society" is a term that originates from well cut, short video clips that only portray one side of an incident in an attempt to influence. It can be used to describe the hectic, click-based modern media domain that values twisted forms of political correctness in the form of individual "justice seekers" while condemning ordinary things as questionable.
"I don't want to live in this 17 second country, did you hear they found out this dude's workplace and got him fired because they didn't like his stupid Twitter joke?"
"X is such a 17 second country, all their major political headlines are just viral clips from campaign rallies, protests or whatever"
"You know they had to change their brand name after that vlogger made a video about how it's insulting to some minority, fucking wild. 17 sec society at its finest."
"X is such a 17 second country, all their major political headlines are just viral clips from campaign rallies, protests or whatever"
"You know they had to change their brand name after that vlogger made a video about how it's insulting to some minority, fucking wild. 17 sec society at its finest."
by verifiedname November 7, 2020

by shotgunrain88 August 26, 2022

by plato! April 21, 2024

by funny_Phish July 20, 2020

Child of their parent's sesqui-first cousins or are the child of their parent’s half-first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin.
My sesqui-second cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.
Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 23, 2023
