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my ex girlfriend

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie
by guydude111 December 16, 2023
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Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.
Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!
by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023
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Kiss your girlfriend day

17th november, national KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!!! Even if you haven’t kissed yet, grab her face and smooch her
«Eyo Noah Alexander, it’s national kiss your girlfriend day, go kiss Leah!»
by EmsiPemsi November 17, 2023
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Willie Brown’s girlfriend

A nickname that was given to Kamala Harris after she got her start in her political career by having an affair with the mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown
“Hey man, who are you are gonna vote for in the election”
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend
by MexicanCommando July 26, 2024
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Random gift for your girlfriend day

This is a day where you give your girlfriend a gift. Generally, should be during the month of February (excluding Valentine’s Day). Gift should be $50+!
Omg babe! It’s random gift for your girlfriend day! I hope you buy me that isopod plushie :3
by simplzplzur February 26, 2024
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jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.
look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty
by lovergirllx March 8, 2024
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Crazy ex girlfriend

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
by The girlfiend April 24, 2024
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