Fake One For The Team

To pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast

(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)

I was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I faked one for the team.

Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.

by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016

Forced fake laugh

Forced fake laughing is done when a loser doesn't know how to react properly to something because it makes them uncomfortable but they still want to act like they are high energy and extroverted when in reality they are not.

A: You look like a child molester

B: HAHAH Im obvously not and you can tell by the very authintic laughter i had before i started/ stopped talking

A: Why are you making this so unfomfortable now. It made it so much worse for you because now im sure you are a child molester...

Forced fake laugh is so bad

by Rooney.avanches7 June 10, 2022

Fake Christian Trumpocrite

Term of endearment for Joel Osteen. Coined by renowned and well respected journalist Tara Dublin.

The Fake Christian Trumpocrite exploits people’s faith and trust to selfishly keep a glamorous luxury lifestyle at their expense.

by Aww230220 February 20, 2023

Fake relationship day

Fake relationship day is on April 30th. Anyone can ask someone they want to be their partner for the day.

“Hey girl it’s fake relationship day wanna be my girlfriend for the day?”
“Yeah sure we can go on a fake date”

by Your guardian angel April 22, 2021

fake ass cuh

Someone who you’ve believed to be FAMILY ur whole lyfe and then turns out to be a lying ass snake ass mutha fucka.

Kali: bruh u is my family... like dat shit is legit

Brooke: I fucks wit ur bish
Kali: wow u lyin ass snake. U is a fake ass cuh

by Koolkali January 4, 2018

(Fake Diamond earring)

just Two Fricking Question marks with diamonds.
What else is there???

I had the (Fake Diamond earring) lost at sea.

by GabeGamingYT November 5, 2017

phili fake out

While fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and tell her that your done. When she turns around, proceed to wank it and nut in her eye. The phili fake out often leads to a mild to serious case of glaucoma.

Since Sally didn't like taking my juice in her mouth, I decided to pull the phili fake out on her to remind her who the real boss is.

by Toni Kukoc May 6, 2006