The Foot Wiggle

When you stop massaging your girl's feet and they are greedy and wiggle in that very particular way, asking for more.

Guy: *stops foot massage*
Girl: *does The Foot Wiggle* more!

by Androbin October 23, 2020

Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.

Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy

by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021

Cum foot

After masturbating you are walking to the bathroom to clean your self up and accidentally step in cum that fell from your genitalia

“Aw shit I have cum foot”

by Keiffyboii October 7, 2018

Owl's Foot

A measure of short time or distance.

I'll fly in on Saturday for the party then catch the a plane the next morning. You won't even know dawg, I'll be gone in an owl's foot.

by p-tank June 14, 2021

foot finder

a place that creepy people use to stare at feet

Justin bieber was caught looking at the app foot finder in his free time

by leilani12345 February 25, 2023

Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 8, 2013

Doo Doo Foot

Definition 1:
One who has tracked their feet in fecal matter.

Definition 2:

One who has significantly dirty feet from walking in a public place or public bathroom.

Definition 3:

One who metaphorically is always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Example: Do you have the doo doo foot?

Example 1: Dude you got the doo doo foot!
Example 1a: Dude! something be stanky! You got da doo doo foot?!

Example 2: Holy SH*T, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FEET?! YOU GOT DA DOO DOO FOOT?!
Example 2a: Dude, I seen dat before. You got da doo doo foot.

Example 3: Don't mess with that guy, he be doo doo footin.
Example 3a: Don't go over there, they just be a bunch uh doo doo footers.

Example 3b: Look out fellow brothers! We are being pursued by a roving band of doo doo footing MADMEN!

Other examples include:
STOP DOO DOO FOOTIN! or STOP DOO DOO FOOTING!

by Doo doo foot April 29, 2011