A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jackmug. 1.(Freshman girl 1)OMG I have depression. (Freshman girl 2) OMG ME TOO. (me actually depressed) shut your ass up i have been diagnosed with depression. BY A DOCTOR!
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.
3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.
3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy
by Depressed Kid 69420 December 19, 2019
Get the Depressionmug. Parents: Here, I'm gonna yell at you since you didn't do your homework and give you depression, so chop chop on that homework!
by manga_llamag!rl April 19, 2020
Get the depressionmug. Another word for a boomer
by Camoa November 12, 2020
Get the depressed millenialmug. A depression that is only found when one is completing Educake work while having a total breakdown. It is horrific.
by wasianbitch March 25, 2021
Get the Educake depressionmug. depression is like feeling trapped in sadness and feeling lonely even if you have friends surrounding you your still lonly you lose intrest in everything you just wanna sleep thats all you want to do because thats when your ok smiles are fake mot of the time and laughs are to if you find that one thing that you smile at and its a real smile and make you feel good try not to lose it but dont over do it for me i feel like im drowning in sadness if you know someone with depression go out of your way to be extra kind and ask if you can do anything for them remind them that your there for them
depression sucks
by bella haze November 4, 2020
Get the depressionmug. 