clocked

clocked mean's you chopped/trash/beat someone.

guy 1: hey man did you see that race between the h2r motobike and the formula 1 car ?

guy 2: no man who won?
guy 1: the H2R clocked it bro.

by going around. September 25, 2018

beat the clock

when having sex bareback you try to hold off as long as possible before cumming inside someone because the pleasure is so good.then you pull out and shoot your load! If you cum inside you win,if you cum insdie she loses and if you pull out in time then you beat the clock

I was with my girlfriend and I tried my best to "beat the clock" unfortunately I couldn't

by Brad-Appeal January 24, 2009

Eight O'clock Matthew

After four hours of V.O. and Miller Lite. Ones becomes blacked-out and has perpetual mean face.

Look at Eddies face he is drunker than an eight o'clock matthew.

by Drunkinacnj February 22, 2010

Shoes O'Clock

The time of the night when the viral video "Shoes", by Liam Sullivan, begins to become funny. Many other un-funny things can begin to incite laughter. Although it comes earlier for some people, it is agreed that it usually comes sometime between 2:00 and 5:00 a.m.

God, it's Shoes O'Clock... that picture of the cat dressed as a nun was much funnier than it should have been.

by Leroy Finklestein November 13, 2010

6 o'clock 10

When a girl looks like a dime from the back (i.e. Her "6 o'clock) but is actually unattractive from the front

"Did you end up sealing the deal with that girl at the bar?"

"No. When I walked up, she ended being a 6 o'clock 10."

by Mgorm1 September 24, 2014

tick-tock-clock

A person who sleeps early, wakes up early, and is always on time.

Yeah, I'm late! I ain't no fuckin' Tick-tock-clock

by yahnahbrah April 10, 2015

pop the clock

When a Radical Islamic terrorist blows himself up using a time bomb

Guys, Muhammad is going to "Pop the Clock" at lunch!

by Midgetfucker999 December 18, 2018