When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.
Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.
by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017
Get the christmas in my mouthmug. by Jinglecash November 4, 2017
Get the christmas treatingmug. You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)
by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024
Get the Why it's christmasmug. To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.
by Holelottanope September 23, 2018
Get the christmas agingmug. Someone who decorates for Christmas way too early, before Halloween. They seemingly have no patience, Christmas starts when they decide it does.
Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.
We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.
We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.
Scientists haven't found any cure yet.
Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.
We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.
We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.
Scientists haven't found any cure yet.
Person 1: why is person 3 putting up Christmas lights? It's August!
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it
by Saucey707 August 26, 2023
Get the Christmas sickmug. Christmas is a celebration where one of your cousins dresses up as a Christmas tree next to your front door and every time someone comes into the house they scream swear words at them.
by Millao August 14, 2021
Get the Christmasmug. by Hot Poket April 21, 2018
Get the Christmas poornessmug.