Irish Christmas

When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.

Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.

"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"

by StuckInSalemWithSatan February 26, 2021

Christmas

Best person in the world

Christmas is the best.

by cheetuofficial March 19, 2021

national christmas

May 13 of every year where me celebrate cows dying

T:happy national Christmas

H: happy national Christmas to you too

by Smallwiggly69 May 13, 2021

Christmas buddy

A person to watch Christmas movies and do other Christmas things with

“Hey Christmas buddy let’s go watch Home Alone”

by I love cream November 9, 2021

Christmas Lights

Not to be confused with festive décor, the term "Christmas Lights" can be referred to police cars, because of the red and blue lights, reminiscent of festive lights

Guy 1: You tryna get some weed later?
Guy 2: Nah bro, they busted the plug, saw Christmas Lights all over his place the other day.

by ca331u3 November 16, 2021

Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

Christmas Tree Bullying

When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.

Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads

by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021