Chode

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

by explrn November 8, 2018

Chode

It’s what a mouse has

I have a chode 😢😢😢😢😢

by 66667777nbghdjsksj May 17, 2018

Chode

Chode a fat dick

Damn Cole you have a fat fucking chode can I beat that shit up until you cum

by Gangbang lover $$$$$$$ April 13, 2023

Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong

Mate your a chode slinger

by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023

jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.

Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?

by carchester December 15, 2010

Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.

"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."

by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013

Dubai chode

The act of getting sued for the dumbest thing possible

Freddie and Levi just got Dubai choded for taking a picture

by Blmario October 10, 2025