sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”

(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”

by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024

Chode

A word commonly used by those that not have access to vagina , to disparage a fellow virgin. Popular in the redneck community and openly dumb fucking term

Skylar you’re such a chode, you used all the juice in my drop!

by Ligma69 March 18, 2019

Chode

Chode a fat dick

Damn Cole you have a fat fucking chode can I beat that shit up until you cum

by Gangbang lover $$$$$$$ April 13, 2023

Raunchy Chode

The type of dick that can touch all ends of a tuna can, while also smelling like your grandmother's fart.

You need to get your raunchy chode self into the shower.

by Lambchips25 March 22, 2017

chode bum

A chode bum is where you have a ass so flat you look like Miley Cyrus at the VMA's twerking on Robin Thicke.

"Man, did you see Miley's chode bum at the VMA's this year?"

by TwerkMasta2043 August 5, 2014

Chode boy

A boy or mann that have a chode

You are a chode boy

by Lukasthelolg on snap November 10, 2019

Chode

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.

Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.

by Da Chez January 20, 2018