chicago deep dick

When you put a frozen cube of lube into someone and then provide the deep dick

I gave her a Chicago deep dick last night, it took forever for the KY to freeze

by Not Young Honey February 21, 2021

Chica

Chica - An animatronic with a human soul inside her, based around the killings at Freddy Fazbears in the FNAF Universe.

"Want to go take a picture with Chica?"
"Chica becomes more active tonight, she'll come from the right corridor like Bonnie and awkwardly stand there... be on your guard."

by KenzieDreemurr February 24, 2021

Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole

Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no

by Ecrotex March 14, 2021

Chicago Paycheck

When someone gets shot.

JFK cashed in his Chicago Paycheck.

by YourSexyDad March 25, 2021

Chaco Taco

When you take a shit, put a popcicle stick through it and freeze it. When it is frozen, you put a condom on it and fuck yourself with it.

I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to give myself a chaco taco when I get home.

by ZYDIO March 26, 2021

Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.

My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!

by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021

chcoking

when someone chokes you to the point where u can barely breathe

emily: “omg he’s chcoking me so hard”
brittany: “omg lucky”

by emmark April 14, 2021