bone clock

The total time you and your sexual partner did the deed

travis's bone clock time is roughly 2-3min while mikes's bone clock time is 1-2hours

by ralph+ronda October 15, 2010

bone drizzy

Bone drizzy basically means bone dry.

Me: Yo what's this weed saying?

Friend: Oh, this shit is drizzy!

Me: Drizzy enough to crumble?

Friend: Yeah bone drizzy!!

by Reeceg420 March 1, 2014

Bone Broth

Bone Broth: The mix of leftover fluids after boning out, on the bed or whatever surface you got yo fuck on.

Breathing hard just after pulling out and blowing a load all over her:

Damn girl, my bed is soaked look at all that bone broth you're laying in.

by RChammer0409 July 13, 2020

porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.

My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover

by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016

Crust-bone

The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis

Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable

Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS

Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...

by Darnman April 9, 2015

bone hug

Poping a boner during a hug, usually not expected.

My sexuality is in question after accidentally giving my dad a bone hug.

by DJKrisyKris March 29, 2016

Occipital bone

ligma balls

owie my occipital bone

ok

by bootyfricker69 February 10, 2021