tour blues

after returning from a tour/holiday with your sports team, the general feeling of depression that follows for several days if not weeks afterwards. It is general withdrawal from being surrounded by at least 15 friends at any one time, not having an alcoholic drink in your hands by 9am and lack of nakedness on the street.

Take me back to LLoret de mar, I've got tour blues so bad!

by bourbon12 May 5, 2011

Blue Danubing

"Surreptitiously" scratching your balls by pinching your crotch in front of your pants. When you do so inside your pocket, it is known as "Blue Danubing Mezzo-Piano." Named after the waltz composed by Johann Strauss.

While having a conversation with someone, he began Blue Danubing by very obviously pinching his crotch. I swear I'm going to get that guy some jock itch cream as a graduation present.

by Lotramin Dealer May 8, 2010

Blue Garfield

a type of ecstasy. It is blue, and shaped like garfield's face.
Also, freaking awesome roll.

I would usually have to take 2 or 3 e to roll, but taking one blue garfield did the job. This was after taking a mollie the weekend before.

"I took a blue garfield last night and rolled my ass off."

"I know. I was drunk as shit and we had a very deep conversation."

:D

by iLiveinSoCal April 19, 2009

blue bin

To recycle a past sexual encounters. (To hook up with someone you used to date, or had previously already hooked up with) Referring to blue recycling bins.

Used by people who fall into old patters, typically with low self esteem.

As best seen on the Today Show to Katie Couric.

"So I blue binned him"

by Benjamiming July 1, 2005

blue frosting

Behavior that is sweet and sugary - but completely fake. Just like blue frosting.

I thought she was nice - but it was totally blue frosting.

by Ratch March 21, 2008

blue dentures

Old Blue Tooth technology, Or an old Blue Tooth, hence Blue Dentures..

Larry: Look at that dudes old Blue Tooth..
Fred: Yeah- Thats a blue dentures.

by v83image March 14, 2009

Blue Bruise

Invented by Melissa Page, the Blue Bruise is the greatest vodka drink ever consumed in the northern hemisphere. Contents: Lime vodka, sprite, and blue raspberry kool- aid (Must be made prior to mixing.) The name 'blue bruise' refers to the bruises one receives afer consuming multiple blue bruises and being pushed into an icy snow bank.

Bobby: I pushed Melissa into a snow bank so she could have more than one blue bruise last night.

by Tubs Priest December 23, 2008