KFC Blood Oath

Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.

Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?

Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!

Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?

Oh tonight for sure!!

by the teli May 24, 2022

BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD

A sentence spammed in the chat of the live event "The Josh Swain Battle".

Person 1: "What do you think will happen at the Josh Swain battle?"
Person 2:"BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD"

by GalaxyGirl_dk April 24, 2021

blood-to-dick ratio

Its like a tsunami of fat that receeds allowing your dick to look bigger cause you have lost weight

Now that im skinny, I have better blood-to-dick ratio.

by Lootze March 19, 2014

Mud Blood

Half Breed child with a Mud Shark mother and black father (usually out of the picture)

Look at all the mud bloods at the park today.

by Fastcracka April 5, 2025

Blood Moon

There are all kinds of strange theories claiming it was a sign of the beginning of the end times, but it's really just the red light wavelengths bending over the Earth's atmosphere and reflecting off the Moon's surface. It is really kind of eerie to see the Moon glow orange.

Guy: "Hey isn't it November 8th? Don't forget to vote! Hey what's that up in the sky?"
Guy2: " It's a Blood Moon! Better tell the ones you care about to stockpile food Cuz shit's about to get real!"

by vitaliconrad November 8, 2022

Tiger Blood

The ultimate form of fluid flowing through your veins. Only know organisms to have this is Charlie Sheen, and tigers.

Man I wish I was Charlie Sheen; with Tiger Blood I could do anything.

by cheesey2011 March 21, 2011

scary blood

liek when blood is like evrywhere and you cant help but say "oh oh oh!!! scary blood!!!!" and than the blood it is everywhere and youre like "ohhh hell nawww :( spongevbo would NTO LIKE THIS"

"OH THAT BLOOD IS SCAAAAARY"
You been to that room? that blood shure was scary!
blood is scary
scary blood

by BLOOD TORTURE SANDWICH February 15, 2024