"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper Magic to Yourself Burger -- because capers are awesome, while magic is not."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Means beat someones ass
Double Cheese would be a lethal wound but survival
Triple Cheese is killing someone
Double Cheese would be a lethal wound but survival
Triple Cheese is killing someone
Hey blood ima put cheese on your burger!
Aye dude you see him someone just put double cheese on that boy burger he got hella bullets in his ass!
Dam that put triple cheese on my pantas Burger last night im hella sad
Aye dude you see him someone just put double cheese on that boy burger he got hella bullets in his ass!
Dam that put triple cheese on my pantas Burger last night im hella sad
by Young slappa June 26, 2008

"You better check yourself before I James Bond Burger you up, my man"
"don't threaten me with a good time"
"don't threaten me with a good time"
by sussy mogus September 24, 2022

Originally, this expression was meant to denote one figuratively brandishing their genitalia in an effort to convey their excitement. Paradoxically, the genesis of this expression was almost responsible for the demise of it. "Get your burger out" was an abysmal and awkward failure at launch, partly because it's kind of not that funny but mostly because it was tyrannically thrusted upon the public lexicon. Furthermore, one could hardly ignore the contrivance of how forced this expression was when it was supposed to define a bit of spontaneity.
Peter: "Just scored some tickets to the all cat opera! Get your burger out!"
Amanda: "What do hamburgers have to do with anything?"
Amanda: "What do hamburgers have to do with anything?"
by dullhypothesis November 6, 2013

by Batman 👌 April 2, 2018

When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
