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Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.
Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!
by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022
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sky bone

a joint, a spiff, a marijuana cigarette; origin 60's hemp hippy culture.
Let's light up a sky bone.
by Jonnie Cat November 11, 2004
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Bone Zone

1) Describes the geographic or emotional area between two people in regards to boning potential (ie. Potential for sex). To be within the Bone Zone, refers to high boning potential, and being out of the Bone Zone refers to low boning potential.
1) My long distance girlfriend lives in a different country, so she is not in my Bone Zone. Therefore, supplementing my lack of boning should be permitted.

2) Dude, Erika and I have transcended the Friend Zone and are now in the Bone Zone. I'm glad she broke up with Josh, because now we can fuck with peace of mind.
by Hannah4Prez May 28, 2018
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Occipital bone

owie my occipital bone

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by bootyfricker69 February 10, 2021
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bone hug

Poping a boner during a hug, usually not expected.
My sexuality is in question after accidentally giving my dad a bone hug.
by DJKrisyKris March 29, 2016
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Bone up

Nick: Man, I'm so wrecked. I had to bone up two chicks last night
by rockets4life December 30, 2019
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Bone meal

A #14 at Mc.Bonies.
When someones boner is anothers meal
Bro i heard she like extra large bone meal and lucky for her im here to deliver
by YRNmagilla August 4, 2014
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