Jew Knocker

A man who knocks out jews and then rapes them

"Wow, Jew knocker is fun as hell when you take them in the alley"

by SteriodsMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! October 4, 2009

jew man group

all-jew version of the blue man group

I went to Vegas and saw the jew man group show.

by Legyndir May 14, 2008

Gypsie Jew Jamboree

A gathering of more then 20 normadic jews that have converged on a given area not for the distinct purpose of having a celebration/party, but this is an impromptu celebration/party that arises from the shared love of booze, drugs, and upbeat flamenco music.

We all met at the park to trade wares, most notably rubes, and before you knew it Drew pulled out his guitar and we were all having such a gay time down at the Gypsie Jew Jamboree

by Eric aka shitbrick September 28, 2007

Bacon Eating Jew

1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.

2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.

Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.

by Tagz November 2, 2010

High Holiday Jew

Pl. -s, A Jewish person, who almost never goes to shul (synagogue), except on the two biggest holidays of the year, Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) and Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement).

Many synagogues have to rent out large auditoriums during Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, to accomodate all the High Holiday Jews who come out of the woodwork.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner April 30, 2006

Jew-Ray Disc

When a Jewish person goes to blockbuster, rents a blu ray disc and rips/burns them with their computer. Then then either watch the movies later or gives them out to friends. This helps Jews save money.

Tim: "Here's Harry Potter Rabbi Tim"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "A 20 dollar movie! How expensive!"
Tim: "It's a Jew-Ray Disc!"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "Ahh God will Thank You for this"

by roflcopterofl October 10, 2011

metal jew solid

Name speaks for it.

Invented by me when i was trying to make borderline offensive ww2 games.

trying to stir up the pro-semitic society.

in metal jew solid you play as a gestapo agent kicking some jew ass....pretty offensive

by haha0q42q34 October 15, 2009