ghetto date

A poor man's date, cheapskate.

"Girl, did he Take you on a Ghetto date? What did you do, chase ducks or sometin'?

by Queen of Dolphins November 30, 2017

donut date

Getting rimmed soon after pooping so that the anus takes on the appearance of a chocolate donut.

Chris and Yamin are gonna have a donut date

by Dammit Lee! December 6, 2017

Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting

Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.

by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018

pizza date

Ordering a pizza and when it arrives, answering the door with no clothes on.

Let me just take off my clothes, readt for my pizza date before the dominos man knocks.

by Jd OvO February 28, 2018

Dating a Donald

When you date a man who's desires to satisfy his own ego trumps your need to be considered and respected.

When you are dating a Donald, he might be so focused on himself that he won't open the car door or wait for you.

by The adventures of G-Girl February 28, 2017

yellow coffee cup date

The moment, at your local diner when meeting a suspected blossoming friendship for an extra curricular activity for the first time, when the waiter randomly delivers two classic earthenware coffee cups to you and your friend whom you, again realize is this fabulous person, who most ardently believes in the universes general guidance, a coffee cup in her favorite color and you realize you will be friends forever.

Yesterday, I had a yellow coffee cup date with Malarie, we really understand each other.

by Svonperson March 10, 2017

date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.

Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"

by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016