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by Stonkle September 23, 2021
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Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"
by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021
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Shit

Young people, it's time to learn, don't search for strange words here. Study hard and make progress every day.

Otherwise, you will become the same as this word. Which you can't find a partner. Can't even taste cum. After you die, you will regret why you didn’t whip your girlfriend/boyfriend’s ass with a small leather whip.

Oh no. Imagine searching this word in the urban dictionary,

mhmm...seems that you don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend at all.

Haha FUNNY.

If you don’t study and your face is not good-looking, you won’t be able to find a partner. If you can’t find a partner, you won’t be able to have sex. If you can’t have sex, what’s the point of living?
SO GO STUDY RIGHT NOW. :)

STOP SEARCHING WEIRD WORDS *skull face*
Imagine being a virgin LMFAO”
“Imagine searching SHIT”
Imagine being boring ASF”
by Zakooooo March 1, 2023
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shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting
Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!
by mauruje May 25, 2022
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gentle shit

when a guy tries to be a gentleman but is actually a complete asshole.
He was a little gentle shit last night, never texting him back again.
by Kinkypokemon December 11, 2016
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shit polliwoging

Walking around aimlessly looking for an adventure, while singing badly to Justen Timberlake's song Can't stop the feeling. Evidently finding nothing interesting and having to return to the boring little shit you came from and be miserable and depresso.. ;(
Last night Tim and I were so drunk we were shit polliwoging around the block at 3am in the morning.
by BonnerTonner6969 July 2, 2018
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Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex
Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.
by Milf33 May 5, 2025
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