round up ready

Round up in used to kill plants. Plants that are Round up ready won't be killed by the chemical.

Also can be said if you crop dust someone, "fart as you walk past them ".

I hope your round up ready, because I just crop dusted you!

by Mookie B. July 21, 2017

Crocked up

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.

Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit

by Ethos236 July 23, 2017

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

bet em up

"Far out", "that's cool", "heck yea" ,"fantastic", "badass",etc.
Example:"we are not working this weekend" the boss man said
Charlie replies"bet email up,now I can get my yard work done".

Oh it's not supposed to rain today bet em up

by Stroupster July 30, 2017

filling up the jug

When a man says that he's has blatter problems, but he's secretly going to have intense orgasms while fucking a milk jug.

He said that he needed to pee, but he was really filling up the jug.

by Cjrockinf August 3, 2017

mom up

To do the things that only a mom can do.

I need to mom up & clean this pile of dog poop on the carpet that my son got a wiff of while torturing his sister by attempting to put her face in it then proceeded to vomit on top of said poop.

by SexyNurse August 7, 2017

total up

Add

I total up the cash drawer before I leave.

by booziebobeep August 9, 2017