Shit whisper

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)

"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"

by possumous January 10, 2022

Dippy Shit

It's a dipshit who eats shit by accident because there stupid.

I am a Dippy Shit because I ate shit that I thought was chocolate.

by Vgyhycsgnuacyfauaufayuhsyfc fu September 30, 2020

Shit

Steamy

I’m bouta take a fat steamy shit

by shitty hole July 08, 2020

wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy

I can't wait to go home and wax my shit

by A_Millz September 08, 2016

Shit lounge

A confined space (typically a bed) in which the air has been saturated by the stink of several smelly farts.

1) Naughty little Johnny wasted no time in turning his brand new Thomas the Tank Engine bed linen into a five star shit lounge.

2) On returning home from her late shift Debbie was disgusted to discover that house husband Wayne had turned their marital bed quarters into a shit lounge.

by Slagbonce October 29, 2012

Lose a shit

The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.

Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"

by Degoa the Ham September 24, 2024

The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.

I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.

by DefineThisUsername April 01, 2019