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alek dick

An insanely big dick. Every girl will say it ! It’s huge and procures very good sensations ! This is a very beautiful dick that will make you think about it every single days of your life.
Alek dick is very big
by Mikecokslong November 21, 2021
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The headless dick

When you are fucking a girl in a harry potter fantasy and your main bitch walks in and cuts your dick off and slaps you with it across your neck
Got caught cheating at hogwarts so she gave me the headless dick
by SlickWilly—-8 April 14, 2021
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drumpo dick

when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss
i got drumpo dick! cant wait to die!
by i came all the way here October 11, 2023
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Tricky Dick

When a man is at a strip club standing on the floor in front of a waist-high stage with both arms raised and fingering 2 different strippers who are standing above him simultaneously at his left and his right, thus resembling Richard Nixon’s iconic “raised arms with double peace fingers” in American culture.
Yo dude, check it out, Rich is giving those 2 strippers a “tricky dick!” He must be ambidextrous.
by Kindogg11 March 31, 2019
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dick on a stick

A scrawny guy with a gigantic penis

Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn
Joe Ligma is a weakling who can't bench more than 40 pounds but has a cock bigger than his arm that dangles below his knees; he's a dick on a stick
by da gooose November 25, 2022
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