Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.

If you know you know Asian dick cheese…

by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023

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National Send Dick Picture Day

Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.

People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend

• best friend

• side pieces

• special someone

Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day

Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*

by Dairylover69 November 10, 2020

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Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

by $kweex December 4, 2020

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mior's dick

smallest dick, below than average

The court held that mior's dick is smaller than pleading margin

by jupppiterrr November 26, 2023

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Dry Dick Syndrome

To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you

Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!

by Aryabrynn June 21, 2025

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