Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.

Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"

by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020

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Clapping my Waffles

Making such moves with your pelvic bone, that produce the audio effect of clapping, but with use of regio glutaea (ass cheeks). Usually performed by mentally impaired people or young children.

Yo, Timmy, how was it today at school?

Shut your beak, freak, i'm clapping my waffles for fame on TikTok

OMG, just stop ffs, get a girlfriend or somehing.

by Boolder January 20, 2020

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MY-KOAL

(1) A Incorrect Spelling of "Michael"
(2) How Ghetto People and Hoodrat Spell The Named "Michael"

Me: I told the Domino's cashier my name is Michael
Cashier: MY-KOAL

by EmJayee January 24, 2020

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Oofer my Doofer

It means just Oof, but, Oof my dude. But, meme. It's not very popularized, but it can be used by a select group of intellectuals. So, make this a common phrase.

Person A: I'm really sick.

Person B: Oofer my Doofer.

by *Screams in Lesbian* January 25, 2020

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