holy dumb fuck me

(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.

Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!

Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!

by Master Exploder 69 April 17, 2009

majestic fucking eagle

Majestic fucking eagle is known as Armin Arlert, the intelligent but useless piece of shit in the anime called Attack On Titan (Shingeki No Kyojin)

Well sweet mother of Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle
- Keith Shadis (Attack On Titan Season 1)

by SushiGirl2 September 17, 2017

Fucking cheers mate

A way to say thank you in a good manner

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"

by BornProdigy July 23, 2016

fuck off bottle

3 litres. Usually refers to cider. After the contents are consumed, usually leads to annoyed aggression, and the phrase "just fuck off!!". Also known as 'wreck the house'

Im heading down the offie for a fuck off bottle of cider, do you want anything fetched?

by Boc2 December 7, 2007

Reese's Peanut Butter FUCK

When you are so excited to eat your Reese's that you forget to take off the SECOND rapper that is inconveniently the exact same color as the chocolate.

Ex 1:
Person 1: Hey man whatcha eatin?

Person 2: Wassup bro, just a Reese's peanut butter FUCK!

Ex 2:
HAHA screw you guys, I have a Reese's Peanut Butter --- FUCK!!!!

by KoolAid Addict April 6, 2010

hit by the what the fuck truck

An additional slang term for "ugly". Well, extremely ugly! It's worse than beat with the ugly stick or fell out the ugly tree.

JEN: Looks like that bitch fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

ANN: Hell no....that bitch got hit by the what the fuck truck!

by Chrissy Robinson July 28, 2008

a fucking nigger ass bitch

Rachel

look theres a Rachel... (points at a fucking nigger ass bitch)

by nigga peen sucker May 15, 2019