Shit

Fecal matter

Dam dude, that elephant shit was big.

by Babykiller9000 June 15, 2022

good shit, good shit

Used to define or describe the quality of somthing, usually drugs or a situation of some sort.

Steve handed mike a fat bag of chronic and said "good shit, good shit mike."

by George_hayduke January 1, 2024

Shit

what people call defecation , objects it is also a way to insult others without swearing and using curse words

#1 I want to go and shit. #2 That car is total shit. #3 You are a little piece of shit.

by wordiphix April 8, 2021

shit

1. A expression used to show the ending of a satisfactory sentence, mainly among women.
2. The brown log that comes out of your ass after a Chipotle date.
3. Something you won't be to your ex.

1. "His dick was hella long, but he was ugly. Shit.
2. "Nigga, hol' up. I gotta take a shit."
3. "Me and James broke tf up. He ain't shit!

by lowkey_definitionz October 23, 2017

Shit

Poop

I have to take a shit Tom!!

by I succed my ded gramp at schol June 6, 2018

two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"

Oh no two shitted again!

by Messhall May 26, 2018

shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 22, 2018