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bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store
That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.
by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018
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Chicken shit

A phrase used as an exclamation to express your feelings. Similar terms include: Bull shit, Oh my ass, Bull Crap, B.S., bologna!
Jeff- “ I played Fortnite with Ninja!”

Brad- “ Oh chicken shit!”
by B-rad64/5/CA June 10, 2018
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Shit-ton

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.
A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.
by Yesway June 10, 2018
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shit

its that thing in my jeans
by abo ksdhwefhsdffh August 9, 2022
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That’s that dyke shit

Jj: Hell nah y’all niggas can’t put hot grabba in my joint

The guys: That’s that dyke shit
by Yoyo49302 August 10, 2022
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Shit Devourer

A machine or a animal that eats it own shit or eats shit
Oi did ya eat your cat toms' shit? Ya shit devourer!
by Lva_Deme August 10, 2022
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Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John
by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022
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