get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Your Mum

A fat hoe

your mums a fat hoe

by Xocrone August 23, 2020

Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"

Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.

by Curious Curls April 22, 2024

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

National give your boyfriend his boxers back day

October 17 is national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so give them back.

Babe, it’s national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so here are your boxers

by yourboyfriend;) October 15, 2020

you've lost your mind

"to lose one's mind" is an epigram meaning the subject whose mind was lost is thinking and/or behaving irrationally or inappropriately

With multiple daily conflicts with you, you couldn't give me a break one time, but the one time the tables are turned, you expect me to give you a break? You've lost your mind.

by kimuyukix March 31, 2022

pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.

"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."

by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020