Shit on my back

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.

I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."

by Professor B13 November 13, 2023

my bad

When you messed up so terribly and you don't want to do anything about it

"Why did you cheat on me with your sister?" "My bad. Didn't know we were exclusive."

by oooooh weeeeee January 18, 2021

My buddy Erik

My buddy Erik. Erik died in a boat crash. Erik liked beer, the Bills, golf, and tits. I miss Erik.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen my buddy Erik?

Person 2: No, I think he's dead.

by 1221GooningWay January 23, 2025

my pretty princess

My pretty princess is the most perfect, amazing, loving, caring, and loyal girl in the whole world i have no clue what i would do without her. I love her so much and literally would not be alive if she didnt come into my life she is the best thing that has ever hapened to me and i love her more than life itself. i love u <3

my pretty princess is so beautiful.

by JalenMadeIt January 13, 2024

MY MOM!

A joke used by Muscle Man in the 2010 animated television show, Regular Show. They are almost always bad and have no punchline.

"I know someone who can help. (Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!) MY MOM! (Benson: GET OUT!) It was worth it!"
Muscle Man, 'Don'

by donuts4days March 16, 2024

Decorating my car

When a hot girl makes your car look better just by sitting in it.

“She’s decorating my car, soon she’ll be breaking my heart” Michael Ray

by Ole Dad 66 July 9, 2022

my ar lag

owned by ports hell

my ar lag is ports hells slut

by A nigga with no hands April 27, 2022