flying poop

When you don't care about something.

I don't give a flying poop what she thinks.

by Steph Metzler April 21, 2008

College Poop

When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.

Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.

"I was with Sara, my new roommate, and I really needed to shit. So I took a college poop."

by 4TheTheTheThes January 4, 2012

poop smith

one who's job includes working with poop

stinkin poop smith didnt give me my stinkin poop back yet

by Shaniqua Watkins June 10, 2007

EXPLODE-A-POOP

Occurs when you make it to the bathroom, and sit just in time. Bad case of diarrhea that explodes.

Jim had a bad case of explode-a-poop after lunch today.

by LBPGH April 7, 2008

coil poops

When the poop coils around the base of the toilet. Typically 12 feet long. Only happens about twice in a lifetime.

This codeine gave me some spicy coil poops.

by Coil poops February 14, 2017

Poops McGoops

Someone who is constantly going to the washroom, or constantly using the washroom.

Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Poops McGoops? Using the washroom of course!

by shelbatr0n June 14, 2010

Poop Fart

Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.

I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.

I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.

by Grandpooba79 September 13, 2011