Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.

He was looking for cottage soap and titties.

by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020

reverse stink tittied

where a bearded man takes a shit in a flat womans chest and then tity fucks his own shit.

(rowan) whats the story
(josh)i reverse stink tittied my cousin last night
(rowan)OK im going to leave now

by leanne healy (rowans gf) May 11, 2020

Open Source Titties

When a programmer get's horny

Hey man, you wanna check my titties?
Nah bro, I made my titties. And they're open source titties too.

by M1staUwU August 19, 2020

nigga ass man titties

Long nipples on a male

Damn boi he got some nigga ass man titties

by Newt Gunray's Ho August 23, 2020

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 9, 2020

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of possible emotions, including fear of anger.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020

jiggle my titties and throw me down the well

an expression of frustration

"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"

by bpop100 December 29, 2020