noah ranger

Fucking dumbass who will try insulting you but end up insulting himself and he's really dumb and screws up

Wow, Jordan just screwed up scoring on our own net, what a Noah Ranger

by Nick_Hockey09 November 18, 2016

Noah

A faggot. The one kid in school that nobody wants to be around. does strange things and doesn't accept personal space. always smells really weird and has wreaking bad breath. Often referred to as a "jimmy". could be described as a pedofile the way he stares at children and women.

"ew stacey, look at that noah over there"
"yeah hes so weird, id never let him around my kids"

by jack bins August 22, 2022

Noah Bradbury

A independent person with great qualitys he's really smart, kind, funny and a great friend Noah will always give you the best relationship advice and will always make you smile

Girl: hi Noah I need help

Noah Bradbury: ofc what do you need?

Girl: how do I ask Kyle out
Noah: follow me

by Brooke barry November 7, 2020

Noah

Noah is a sweet heart. The kindest soul you’ll ever meet. He knows how to make you feel like you matter. Noah loves everyone and always treats people with respect. So long as you treat him with respect. He’s loving, caring, and would do anything to keep a smile on your face. He’s protective, always, never putting himself before you. He makes your heart warm and you can’t help but feel safe when you’re with him. Even if you’re far away. Miles away. You feel safe. He always asks about how your day went and always cheers you up if it was a bad day. His laugh is contagious and will bring a smile to anyone’s face. You’ll never be alone when you have a Noah. And if you find one, you better hold onto him tight. Not that he’s going anywhere. He’s not the leaving kind. He just likes warm hugs. He’s a Noah. And that very fact is enough to bring joy to your heart.

- “Do you know Noah?”
- “Yeah. I Noah guy.....”

by KyrinLynn April 9, 2020

Noah

working smart rather than hard

I really pulled a Noah on that paper

by therumpusstumpus April 18, 2021

Noah

Breathtaking.

I would love for my boyfriend to be more noah.

by realmafaggadude February 21, 2020

Noah

The biggest legend in all of the universe the amount of pussy this man gets is insane you know people like Leonardo DiCaprio you know how he gets a lot of pussy well Noah gets 10x the amount the man's big dick energy is mental his dick is a reported 12 inches long when you look in ancient hyroglyphics you can see visions of the god that is Noah

Jim: hey yo I'm about to go get some mad pussy dude

Jon: yeah right nothing to what the god Noah gets

by Anthony juul October 29, 2019