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by Ashlynn❤ March 5, 2017
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google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.
If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.
by vladdycat June 7, 2011
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Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.
Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"
by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022
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Googled

When the corporation you work for makes huge profits and cuts workers pay.
Sorry you were googled but we had to make cuts across the board.
by ColoradoMack February 19, 2022
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Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.
I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.
by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010
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google fuckery

when google does a little trolling
"all this google fuckery is hurtning my head!"
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Type what your looking for into the google bar
by TheRealFlorenceNightengale November 17, 2020
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