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Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.
Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"
by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022
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Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
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1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.
Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
by Carry on young one February 20, 2025
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Math

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Bob: Hey Joe what did u do last night

Joe: I did some math

Bob: You should get some therapy for that abuse done to you.
by apersonthathateslife June 21, 2018
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Math

School's most painful, Shitty, Fucked up Torture Device ever.
Me: My time has come.
My bestfriend: R.I.P.

My Bestfriend: *Planning for funeral*
Parents: *Doesnt care since its only math.*
by Geek of the greek da the anime February 8, 2022
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The Grobalization of Singapore Math

When both local and foreign math publishers in Singapore—with the backing of government-linked businesses or organizations, and positive feedback from thousands of homeschoolers overseas—aim to influence or impose their ways of teaching and learning elementary school math around the world—they desire to grow in power and profits to an eager global audience that is keen to emulate Singapore’s math success at home.
Just as the principles of McDonaldization has been applied to the church and religion, mathepreneurs aren’t shy to apply the grobalization of Singapore math to colonize math education around the globe.
by Numerati June 21, 2025
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