fart sniper

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.

Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*

by SeanG April 05, 2007

fart button

1. The Fart Button, an internet advert that tricks you because all humans have an uncanny sense of humour towards flatulence. You click on it, giggle, then get a stupid pop up asking you to install blah blah blah.

2. The spot on everyone which makes them fart.

1. The Fart Button, Limited Gold Edition. Press it. you know you want to.

2. The other day, It was well embarassing, Jimmy was tickling me and he poked my fart button...

by joe-heth September 27, 2007

Fart and Smile

Slang name for Smart and Final. And a funny thing to do!

I went to Fart and Smile and bought 100 pounds of beans.

by onewomansslave July 01, 2009

spray fart

in large individuals, when your butt cheeks are wet and you fart, the juices project onto your undergarments and pants, causing them to smell like a bleach-shit mixture, and taints everything you sit on with that undesirable smell.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFT

damn fat dude, wut u do dat for.

i have no control over my wet bottom, and what comes out of it. pfft spray fart

by drosk1727 October 22, 2010

fondita fart

A greasy mexican fart, typically occurs after eating mexican food. Often smells like refried beans.

OMG Julie, did you just rip a fart....no Amy, it was a fondita fart - must have been from my lunch.

by La Fondita February 12, 2008

fart bag

Any plastic bag that one farts into and then seals it shut until it is opened in a friends unsuspecting face.

Oh Man, you just gave me a white castle fart bag.

by burtsturd May 16, 2006

fart sniffer

One who sniffs farts. A person that snorts up the anal fumes of another. Not to be confused with a fart lighter.

1) Dude, you are a fart sniffer, man.

2) She said she was a fart sniffer so I obliged her, but I pushed too hard and made her eat corn. Bummer....

by Ezeerider September 27, 2004