Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!

Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.

by Edubz October 5, 2017

new springfield

The place is filled with rednecks and red neck wannabes. There school not only have a yearly donkey basketball game when the players ride donkeys, but they also have a yearly tractor day where everyone drives there tractors to school. Which the wannabes just have there fucking ride lawnmowers. The roads are shit, the cops are petty as fuck, and if you don’t grow corn then why the fuck are you there? But they do have a subway.

Jim: where do you wanna go on spring break
Tod: I was thinking new Springfield

Jim: no.

by Springfield resident April 3, 2018

salty springs

I dropped as a pepper and came out salty

Mum: wheres the salt

fat kid : drop at salty springs nig nig

by SH3NOBU May 16, 2018

dj springs

An Irish (specifically Crossmaglen) phrase used to mean someone is dead.

‘He fell off a cliff’

‘was he DJ springs?’

‘Of course’

by IRA4life October 6, 2018

coochie springs

RHEC- raise hell eat cornbread

BBB-big booty bitches

Those big ass bitches that are ugly dont they go to coochie springs aka cold springs

by yeetbham October 26, 2018

Bruce Springsting

to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.

after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's

by rock hardstool December 30, 2018

Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019