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Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Pump nigga

A pump nigga is a nigga who pumps milk from cows. Also term for being someone's bitch.
Man he's being a pump nigga for this girl.
by Niggasfolyfe December 6, 2016
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The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.
'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'
by GroundNutmeg March 31, 2018
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200 Pump

To kill. Or to shoot someone instantly killing them. Originating from Fortnite it refers to one shooting someone with a pump shotgun. When used it can refer to any form of gun or shooting.
I'm going 200 pump the principle. Meaning Im going to kill the pricipl
by HuaskaBoy June 22, 2025
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Pump

Basically a boner for your whole body after lifting heavily in the gym. The climax of your workout
Yo dude, check out my sick pump! I need some lighting to take a cream worthy pic for Instagram.
by Spearsipoo July 14, 2022
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