pump groin

Male masturbating

Male 1: Are you gonna bang tonight?
Male 2: Nah, she isn't feelin' it, so I'll just pump groin.

by Ayami February 17, 2018

Pumping blood

The act of having intercourse while a woman is on her period.

Are you into pumping blood?

by reddawn648 December 23, 2024

Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

pump dumb

When a girl experiences her brain progressively shutting down or feeling foggier with every pump of a penis during sex. The intense physical sensation overwhelms her mind, leaving her temporarily dazed and mentally blank.

"By the third round, I was so pump dumb I couldn’t even remember how to spell my own name. I just laid there, smiling like an idiot!"

by Cousin Cottontail October 30, 2024

gas pump

A gas pump is when you stick your penis in another mans ass, and fill the cavity with urine.

"Just got a gas pump earlier, still leaking out."

by Gorg0nzolameister March 17, 2024

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer March 22, 2011

PUMP TIME!

a time when JCU throwers go way too hard on the weights.

I totally just threw up from all that PUMP TIME!

Lou loves lifting, hes such a PUMP TIME! whore.

by PUMP TIME April 04, 2011