car poop

the black snow/ice stuff that gathers behind your tires in winter, then falls off at random

dude... sorry but i think my car pooped in your driveway

by nursemom January 2, 2010

Sewer Poops

The process in which feces exits the body in liquid form and/or small poop pellets. Occurring usually 1 - 3 hours after consuming large amounts of Orange; whether in liquid form or solid.

I drank a gallon of Orange Juice this morning and now I have the sewer poops, its just falling out now.

by hair weave killer December 1, 2014

Rainbow Poop

When one takes a large shit that tears their anus and then pees resulting in a rainbow of shit, blood, and piss.

"After the Wisconsin Cheese Festival I could not poop for almost 2 weeks... But when I did, I had a major Rainbow Poop blowout!"

by Urban Dickshun October 27, 2015

College Poop

When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.

Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.

"I was with Sara, my new roommate, and I really needed to shit. So I took a college poop."

by 4TheTheTheThes January 4, 2012

flying poop

When you don't care about something.

I don't give a flying poop what she thinks.

by Steph Metzler April 21, 2008

Poops McGoops

Someone who is constantly going to the washroom, or constantly using the washroom.

Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Poops McGoops? Using the washroom of course!

by shelbatr0n June 14, 2010

Poop Fart

Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.

I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.

I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.

by Grandpooba79 September 13, 2011