Pot Noodle

A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.

Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.

by falsetokaiba May 9, 2019

duces pot pie

See you later' or 'I'm out

While exiting any space inhabited by teens: "I had a great day with you, duces pot pie, I'm out."

by yupshedid April 3, 2011

Crock Pot Pussy

Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown

Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"

Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"

Crock Pot Pussy

by D.J.pu$$ June 18, 2023

pot trotter

A person who treads on fragile topics.

Pot trotter: The holocaust didn't happen

Educated person: Don't be such a Pot trotter!

by Nacho chick June 10, 2018

pot bruny

when you're so high you cant spell "pot brownie"

P1: maan I'm so high from the pot brunys.
P2: dang, so high you cant spell

by yardardar March 29, 2021

Optic fondue pot

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.

Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Pole pot

The action of sticking ur dick in a pot of soup and then dipping it in some sugar, and then fucking yo bitches ass hole

Wanna pole pot later later

by Connie with a large dick November 12, 2021