garlic joe

Another word for the penis

Barry, lick my garlic joe

by Barry McCokkinner February 8, 2018

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pulling a Joe

When it is only 10:00 am and you are already eating lunch.

Joe at my job eats lunch at 10:00 am....So early lunch is called pulling a Joe.

by THE GREAT 1967 March 19, 2011

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A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.

“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”

“Mom what is that?”
“Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”

by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018

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silky joe

he's the big dilf with three personalities on the football field hes a complete monster.

No Example Needed When You're SILKY JOE

by SilkyJoe October 23, 2018

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Joe Biten

Joe Biten is a nice president that bites a lot, though he is a punk ass weirdo. His brother is Joe Biden and they’ve both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people stopped electing him which is why he’s not famous anymore. No one talks about him anymore and the public doesn’t know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard in 2015. The only person that knows where he lives is Donald Trump, since he’s also a bastard. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full description of the story of all these people will be in the link below. (There’s no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!

Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That’s Joe BITEN. He bites a lot, don’t come up close to him, he’s like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he’ll have a meeting with lions that also bite. Isn’t it obvious they’re his close friends?

by anonymous April 27, 2022

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