March 22nd 2013

THE DAY MUSIC TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORST. MCR BROKE UP AND EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT. THE ONLY BAD THING GERARD WAY HAS EVER DONE

Man, it's been three years since March 22nd 2013, feels like ten

by Emmaline-May July 9, 2016

Bolivian Marching Powder

"Bolivian Marching Powder" appears in Bright Lights, Big City by Jay McInerney published in 1984. The main character describes the brain and inner soldiers marching around once they've been stimulated with cocaine.

"All might come clear if you could just slip into the bathroom and do a little more Bolivian Marching Powder. Your brain at this moment is composed of brigades of tiny Bolivian soldiers. They are tired and muddy from their long march through the night. There are holes in their boots and they are hungry. They need to be fed. They need the Bolivian Marching Powder." - Bright Lights, Big City, Jay McInerney, 1984

by Gilligan Jaediker January 29, 2015

March 5

The day the devil was born.Anyone born on this day can die

today is march the 5th
let them die!
march 5 is a horrendous day

by SomeoneThatIsAnonymous October 31, 2019

March 4

Only the hottest most cutest boy was born on March 4 Hunter is the hottest and cutest boy alive

March 4 is the day hunter was born

by Cunter eee October 30, 2019

march 25, 2015

the worst day ever... aka the day zayn left one direction

hey did you hear what happened on march 25, 2015

omg yes I'm so sad but his mental health is more important
FUCK MODEST MANAGEMENT!!

by Person_12345 August 16, 2020

Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.

Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya

by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018

Trumpian Death March

A potential but fantastical march of all those taken prisoner in the Trump administration (those who’ve gone to prison) where the marchers would be left to die along the way, that is if our society were not “woke” and we still did this kind of sadistic thing.

Some have fantasies of a Trumpian Death March but fortunately the mass of greedy prisoners will only be deprived of their freedoms and their multi-millions while they are briefly held for their crimes.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019