by Unseamedpage8 October 6, 2016
Get the broderick jonesmug. Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
by Samsung8 May 8, 2023
Get the Amelia Jonesmug. The realest down to earth type of guy..the one that most love and the person to run to in times of war and peace. That 1 person you know with out a shadow of a dout has your back.a real bad boy but a really good man Mr.fix it...he doesnt know anyone but they consider him a legend. A mythical creature that is hardly ever seen in your town...the feeling of excitement
by Big dick badit December 18, 2018
Get the doobie jonesmug. by Stephen Jones May 13, 2024
Get the Jesse Jonesmug. Strong, good looking man who is amazing in bed and out. He has a big heart and never stops trying. Don’t let all his good fool you because he does have a little devil on his shoulder. Guys watch your girl.
by anonymous June 13, 2023
Get the Casey Ray jonesmug. 
by Fuccboim8 June 11, 2018
Get the Karl Jonesmug.