Jay

An insanely hot guy with brown eyes, brown hair, is crazy tall, and has glasses. Super funny and kind although everyone hates him. Decides to move schools right around the last quarter just to find out hes gay and dated you because he wanted to test you out.
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Ur mom: you are such a Jay!!
Daughter: thanks, mother
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Jay is a really great friend and an even better lover. He is really affectionate and caring and if he manages to fall in love with you and you become a couple he will make sure you are happy and that you get all the love and affection you need. However it’s possible that you might fall for him before he falls for you. If you want to know if he likes you more than a friend just be yourself. You don’t want him to fall for someone fake because that would mean he doesn’t love you for who you are. You don’t have to be his lover for him to care about you though. Jays are can also be very lazy but when he isn’t sleeping he could make you laugh and smile while you hangout with him. He also hates being single so he can appear needy and desperate at times. He isn’t crazy emotional but he is a very affectionate person. However he is also very sexual and he loves hook ups and if you turn him on and you want to have sex with him you’ll be getting dick for hours. But if he can’t find someone to sleep with he will not hide the fact that he can satisfy himself with no help or assistance.
Person 1: omfg Jay is so HOT!!
Person 2: if you think he looks that hot right now wait until you get to hook up with him.
Person 1: wait how would you know that??
Person 2: I slept with him last night.
Person 1: OMG HOW BIG IS IT?!
Person 2: quite a few inches to keep you up all night.
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lanky faggot, no one likes jay

Hey whos jay

her:idk, i think hes gay, lanky, and has a small dick.

Me;i recon all of the above
hi im jay it. rymes with gay

Hy my names jay, nice to meat you

Her: FUCK OFF!
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Jay a person who is obsessed with polos would sell you to buy polos
Jay: I dont have enough money to buy polos
Person: I dont either
Jay: How much are u worth i can probably get quite a few
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A dumb cunt who does not stop talking about the fact that he smokes, works and does cocaine with his own dad. He is usually a Manchester United fan that is bankrupt after buying a ridiculously pointless mini fridge. He gets angry and frustrated when you call him 'James' ever since he decided to call himself 'Jay'. He calls himself 'Jay' because 'everyone else does'.
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The Steve you know nothing about. Appreciates new fridges and losing scratch offs. Has 18 turtle-necks, 7 cardigans, 5 well pressed khakis, and 3 professional style loafers. Grew up on a trundle and had an over bearing Mom who made amazing Pancakes. Loves avocadoes. Brokers well with others. Resides on the community board of misplaced pumpkins. .... HUGE COCK
So I totally bought a taco Bell breakfast for Jay on a Tuesday
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